路老师ABC时间~Part 1

由于那个淫声荡语的X老师教坏小孩。今天换了路老师来代课。

现在我们开始学英语 (广东话版)㊣

1. Have some happen,take the bamboo.　有咩依郁，揸住碌竹。
2. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?　你教我以后点出黎行？
3. If you have enough ginger,put your horse come.　你够姜就放马过黎。
4. I saw a pork chop.　我见到件猪扒。
5. What is your road?　你系咪路噶？
6. What the water are you?　你系乜水啊？
7. Zerbra chops people.　斑马劈友。
8. Do you big me?　你大我啊？
9. The king of the cutting girl. 界刂 女王。
10. Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我个头畀你当凳坐。
11. Do you think me didn‘t arrive? 你当我冇到?
12. You have seed,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 你有种,畀啲颜色你睇下,兄弟,同我一齐上!
13. Today I was very black son. 我今日好黑仔。
14. I‘m wearing grass. 我着紧草。
15. You haven’t enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未够班同我讲数!
16. You close skin. 你收皮。
17. Two beat six. 二打六。
18. Two five son. 二五仔