2008年12月4日 星期四

路老师ABC时间~Part 1

由于那个淫声荡语的X老师教坏小孩。今天换了路老师来代课。

现在我们开始学英语 (广东话版)㊣
  1. Have some happen,take the bamboo. 有咩依郁,揸住碌竹。
  2. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出黎行?
  3. If you have enough ginger,put your horse come. 你够姜就放马过黎。
  4. I saw a pork chop. 我见到件猪扒。
  5. What is your road? 你系咪路噶?
  6. What the water are you? 你系乜水啊?
  7. Zerbra chops people. 斑马劈友。
  8. Do you big me? 你大我啊?
  9. The king of the cutting girl. 界刂 女王。
  10. Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我个头畀你当凳坐。
  11. Do you think me didn‘t arrive? 你当我冇到?
  12. You have seed,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 你有种,畀啲颜色你睇下,兄弟,同我一齐上!
  13. Today I was very black son. 我今日好黑仔。
  14. I‘m wearing grass. 我着紧草。
  15. You haven’t enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未够班同我讲数!
  16. You close skin. 你收皮。
  17. Two beat six. 二打六。
  18. Two five son. 二五仔



6 則留言:

  1. any more ? let your horse come
    放马过来~

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  2. 键轩惠馆, WRONG!!! 系DUN PLAY PLAY SHAKE正啱...哈哈哈

    一脚踢: ONE LEG KICK
    吹水: BLOW WATER
    电联: ELECTRICAL CONNECTION
    办事不力: BENZ BRAKE
    打边炉: BEAT COOKER SIDE
    大嚄: BIG WOK
    北姑: NORTH MUCHROOM
    真搞笑: REAL PLAY LAUGH
    花花世界: FLOWER FLOWER WORLD
    小气: SMALL AIR
    长气: LONG AIR
    人参: HUMAN HEART
    花萁参茶: FLOWER FLAG HEART TEA..
    +++

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  3. 各位同学,果然孺子可教也,为师甚为感激。
    O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

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  4. 很好笑哦!
    要抄起来用了!

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  5. Ashley,
    我们大人学就好了,儿童不宜啊!
    O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

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三人行必有我師,盡情的說吧!